Author Archives: Donna Nichola

About Donna Nichola

Perpetual awkward teenager trapped in the body of a Thirty something. Spends her days trying to justify why she should make a pan of brownies, and grappling with the sad reality that she never will be a rock star.

I am a terrible pet parent (anyone want to adopt?)

So, because I am a glutton for punishment, I am fostering a dog.  One of my cousins saw said dog in the shelter, and one of the volunteers said that if he was not adopted on that day, he would … Continue reading

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Just keep drinking

Things have been insane here. Between two cases of strep throat, a stomach bug, preparing the older of the minors for Kindergarten, and a ton of other things, I have been as busy as a one legged man in an … Continue reading

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I think there is an idea for an original SyFy movie here.

I saw this the other day, as I was running errands. If you can’t tell, the majority of the stickers say storm tracker. The one that is not about storm tracking, however, is the little one next to the license … Continue reading

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How Do I Do It?

I seem to have run into a problem, regarding the spreading the news of my blog. I really want to share with everyone, “Hey, I am writing a blog about the subtle joy I find in cursing, drinking and calling … Continue reading

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Don’t Call Me Mommy (Blogger)

Last year Jenny Lawson, aka The Bloggess , made the comment, “If I didn’t push you out of my Lady Garden, do not call me mommy.”, during an interview about ‘Mommy Bloggers’. For some reason, it really resonated with me. … Continue reading

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Moving sucks

This is not a real post. This is just to say my husband and I have moved recently, and if I am completely honest, I would love to just take napalm to all of these fucking boxes. Which is probably … Continue reading

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Who invited the weird chick?

I kind of feel like this is what everyone is thinking whenever I walk into a room. Don’t get me wrong, I am okay with it. And I see it as a joke when I am at home. But I … Continue reading

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